Seeing the budget thing, as your PTA president, I'm supposed to be in charge of fund raisers that will help increase the money supply for school. Any and all suggestions from students and faculty alike would be appreciated because as a father to all of you, I want nothing more for my children to have the money needed in order to read...or paint...or...do other educational things.

In the meanwhile, I will be resorting to SELLING MY BODY, since it's worked so well in the past before. That's right. I will be selling myself. Buy me and I will do anything your heart desires. AS LONG AS YOU PAY WELL DON'T BE CHEAP :(

...So who wants daddy ♥?



I...I feel so ashamed. But I will gladly give up my morals for the education of the young ones...I have to keep telling myself that...

[PA system goes off.]

Hello. This is your current leader with a few importantant announcements to make.

WHY IS MY SCHOOL FLOODED? EVERYONE, MAKE SURE TO REACH HIGHER GROUND SO THAT YOU DON'T DROWN. THE FROGS WILL LEAD YOU TO SAFE SPOTS IF YOU ASK THEM NICELY ENOUGH.

SPEAKING OF FROGS. I NEED TO HAVE THE UCHIHAS IN MY OFFICE IMMEDIATELY. I HEARD ONE OF YOU WERE KILLING MY FROGS. IF I DON'T GET AN APOLOGY LETTER I WILL EXPEL THE ENTIRE CLAN. THE. ENTIRE. CLAN. NOT JOKING.

KUSHINA. MY OFFICE. ASAP. YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE.

IF ANYONE ELSE NEEDS ME I WILL BE IN THE OFFICE SO YOU SHOULD STOP BY ANYWAY. JUST BECAUSE TSUNADE ISN'T HERE DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN WALK ALL OVER ME. I HAVE A WHIP.

JIRAIYA-SENSEIIIII. I need your guidence. And alcohol.

[Clicks off.]

*AFTER GOING MISSING FOR A LONG PERIOD OF TIME... what else is new?*


*Arrives to Ninja High on a white horse. No lie. Wearing polka dot rain boots and a creepy duck hat. SEEING AS HOW THERE'S A TYPHOON GOING ON IN JAPAN AND ALL. Also with him are a massive parade of frogs. He brought them back with him just because this is their kind of weather ♥.*

...WHERE IS MY SON. *Dramatic clash of lightening in the background?!!!* HIS BIRTHDAY'S COMING UP :|

*Goes off in a search for him on horseback with frogs inside of the school. Yes, this is your crazy PTA president :|*

*Is walking around the woods at night naked in a tiny towel because his CLOTHES are missing.*

.......

*Sighs.*

*SO. Minato's been wanting to go clam/seafood shopping with Itachi and Sasuke and Naruto in order to make a surprise seafood...ramen...stew. That is healthier than normal ramen. Except Naruto doesn't know that yet because it's a surprise ♥ And that day has now come. Minato chooses a really AWESOME supermarket to go to, one where the fishy tanks are huge. He's wearing his pimp flame jacket with swimming trunks underneath and has a snorkling mask with him.

...You can so see where he's going with this one :|*

Today's a nice day to take a dip ♥

CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, NARUTO DOES HAVE LIVING FAMILY.

There's no need for DNA tests, even thank God! Just compare our looks!

Hello all. I'm Namikaze Minato. His father. but feel free to call me The Yondaime, The Yellow Flash, or any variation thereof. I'm also President of the school's PTA although as I can see, it becomes overrun by slugs as soon as I leave town to travel for years a bit. Jiraiya-sensei, Tsunade-san, I feel as if a...catching up session may be in order. Starting with what happened to the frog mascot.

Speaking of which, Naruto, I've brought you back a present. Isn't he the cutest? I had to gamble for him, but the money/dignity lost was worth it. Oh, what do I mean by that? That's another story to save for a rainy day.

So. Introductions? Reports on my son? Mindless banter? Questions? Complaints? A needed drinking partner? Confused? Emo? I will come to your every beck and call. Within reasonable distance. After all, I am daddy.

Bring it.